FRIDAY, OCTOBER 7, 2016
20 old man with his girlfriend come in to get insurance this morning. As im writing him, his "sassy" girlfriend starts hitting me with many questions; some serious, some not.
Her last question was, "Does he get a military discount?" (which is legit, but redundant at this particular point).
I answered. "No, but I gave him a discount for each of the 2 hickies you have on your neck". --pointing at the two large blood clots on each side of her neck. She became quiet, he laughed, policy wrote. --Next!
Posted 9:55 AM