MONDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2016
40 yr old Guy walks in for Insurance of his scooter----
Him: I have a problem. I just got a ticket for no tags & for having my young daughter riding with me so I need to get Insurance on this scooter so I can get it tagged.
Me: How long have you owned it.
HIM: 2 weeks. I found it in a dumpster.
Me: Excuse me, what?...
Him: Yeah dude. I swear.
Me: I cant insure that & I know the license branch will not tag it.
Him: Why not. Im not lying. I have picures showing that I found it in a dumpster. I even bought parts for it and have receipts on those parts proving its mine.
Me: (snikering) Well, your going to have to apply for a "lost title". Also, the license branch will run a search on title (by Vin #) & make you submit a proper bill of sale from previous owner before they will issue a title in YOUR name.
Him: Oh really?
ME: Yes, really. Good luck with that--NEXT!
Posted 1:58 PM